Monday, November 1, 2021

I'm Reading Ulysses *****1

Hello, I am about to start reading Ulysses By James Joyce. 


    You might find my thoughts and notes interesting along the way. 


    Let's have some background first. You see, I have this list of books that I intend on reading. I pick a book at random, I complete the book, I cross it out and pick another and so on. Now it is Ulysses' turn.


    Something that I should be clear about.


  1. I do not presume to have the mental capability to understand this book.

  2. I do not make any promises about completing this book (but I will). 

  3. I do not make any promises about following through with this blog until completion.

  4. There will be all kinds of errors, including typos, incorrect grammar, run-on sentences, and all that other junk. I am a busy man and don't have the time nor the inclination to right click every squiggly line I create.  

  5. There will probably be spoilers, but, I figure you would probably expect that.


    A little bit about me. I enjoy reading.


    A little bit about James Joyce from the top of my head. He was Irish. He had very poor vision. I think he was alive in the whereabouts of the late 1800's to early 1900's. 1912 comes to mind. He might have been alive during that year.


    Anyway, to touch back on my joy of reading. It's not a common thing for me to reread a book. When I do its because it had a major impact on me and my way of regarding the world I live in. That isn't to imply that I just skim either, I dig in. Look up things, write notes in the margins, think about things I pick along the way and how they relate to me and my life. I try to make each page count, because like I said, I probably won't read it again. 

    

    That's the sort of thing I imagine you can expect from this. But, I dunno.    


    Anyway, I was going to  finish this by saying Thank you, and I hope you enjoy this, whatever this is. 


    but...


    The "Thank you" part is solid. Thank you for at least reading this far, you didn't have to.   


    but ....  Hoping you enjoy it? You might not.  I think my hope is that you think about what my motivations for doing this are. Maybe you might consider your motivations for doing what you do. You might find a thing that could do some good for someone else, maybe give that a try.


    Or,  I hope you will know when to cut your losses and move on to something more worthy of your time. 


    Anyway, Thanks for reading.

 


The Book.*****2

 This dude is a whopper.  Coming in at 11 1/8 inches long, with a breadth of 8 1/2 inches and just about exactly 1 inch thick. I weighs, I would say, about 3 ish pounds. 

Or

28.2575 centimetres long, 21.59 Centimetres wide, and just a smidge over 2 and a half centimetres thick. And 0.0714286 Stones

I figure going metric would be an appropriate offering to the spirit of Mr. Joyce and his dear Ireland. Although, now that I've just now typed that, I think that he might have been living in Paris, at the time of writing this book. Gonna try to remember to look that up later.

The cover, I would say, is in pretty good shape.  Although it looks like they took a jpeg and stretched it out. It shows a pixelated portrayal of Mr. Joyce looking sharp, holding a smoke and looking at something to his left.  Topping it off with a green $2 sticker at the top left to balance it out.

It bugs me, that we have to but dollar sign before the number. I don't have a lot of experience typing dollar amounts, but when I do, I always type the number, backspace, look at the keyboard, hit shift and 4 and then type the number again.  

we should change that.

On the spine, with the front facing way from me, reads  "Ulysses by James Joyce Unabridged 1922 Original Version.  This confirms my thinking about the Late 1800's - Early 1900's. (see my first post)  and a redundant copy of his name on the other end of the spine.

Lets see... the back, solid black, just slightly roughed up. a little nick at the top left corner and a tiny bend at the top. UPC is  9781548813444, another tiny little barcode with 9000 > above it.

and the ISBN is 978154...its actually the same as the UPC. Thought they were usually different.

Part 1, Stately - You *****3



    Well, I ran into my first obstacle. The pages have not been numbered! Have you ever read an unnumbered paged book?
    My plan was to title each of my posts something like "Part 1, Page 1-3" or whatever, to make following along easier.

The Players:
    Malachi “Buck” Mulligan, “Two dactyls”, but maybe a Hellenic Ring? Not like Stephen Dedalus though.
    Stephen “Kinch” Dedalus, a “fearful” and “jejune jesuit”. the main character in A Portrait of an Artist as a Young Man. Now, I have read APOAAAYM, with difficulty, and it has been a couple years now. So it is kinda vague in my brain. But from what I remember, He, Stephen Dedalus was a pretty gloomy guy, I think his mom died, and he was on his way to become a priest. I am hoping more will come to me as time passes. Anyway, It seems that he is still pursuing that.
    Haines, “a ponderous Saxon” who’s been hanging out in a tower, freaking out about a black panther.

    Introibo ad altare Dei

    Introibo ad altare Dei,
this is the first line of line of dialogue in the book said by Buck Mulligan. “Go to the altar of God”.

    Concerning google translations, you have to be pretty careful. I have an amateurish fascination of language studies, and keep a solid study regiment of Esperanto, German, and Russian. And I have come to find that if you want to use Google translate as a resource you have to take all kinds of context into account.

    “Go to the Altar if God”, seems solid to me.

    Our boys, Buck and Kinch start off waking up in the morning (assuming they are roommates).

    Wohnen Zusammen. That’s a phrase that comes to me, I hear it a lot on a German TV show designed to teach German.

    There’s quite a bit of Catholic talk. So far, I am still on the first page, one that I like actually is “For this, O dearly beloved, is the genuine Christine” body and soul and Blood and ouns.” The dude, I think, is being a bit blasphemous, trading mass talk “Christ” with old timey 17 year old boy locker room talk:”Christine” or maybe not.

    Anyway, these guys are buddies. Mulligans likes the mockery of Kinch's name. I’m assuming the contrast between being a christian and having a Greek name. Kind of like Ulysses.

    We seem to jump into a whole lot of green. Buck cuts himself shaving and Dedalus loans him a gross handkerchief, “The bard’s noserag” snotgreen

    They’re looking out onto the sea.

    He mentions a guy named Algy talking about “a great sweet mother”
    Here is a thing about english. Is he saying “Hard G” or “Soft G”? “Soft G” would go along with the whole green theme. "Algy" is Algernon Charles Swinburne, He’s poet from around that time, I aint gunna fuck with looking more into that.
    Epi oinopa ponton- “towards the great pink sea” something that is said in the Odyssy. Also, I think “ponton” or some variation translates to bridge in some language. Maybe something to think about.
    Thalatta Thalatta- something that was said by the ancient greeks when they saw some important guy, also Jules Vern said it in 20k below the sea. Both sea and greek talk.

    Ha! I was right! Dedalus mom was dead! But Buck’s aunt thinks that Dedalus killed her, and won't let Buck hang with him. I guess they aren't living zusammen after all. Kinch wouldn't kneel and pray for her on her deathbed, Buck seems a bit iffy. There’s something sinister about him(Stephen that is).

    Somebody did kill her though.

    “But a lovely mummer! He murmered to himself. Kinch, the loveliest mummer of them all!”

    Kinch zones out and thinks about a dream he had with his dead mom holding a bowl of green bile she had ripped from her rotting liver by vomiting too much.

    Fucking Buck keeps trying to give Stephen his old clothes.

    The previous night, Buck was on a ship with a guy who says Stephen has General Paralysis of the Insane.

    New Characters!

Guy on the ship- Hangs with Connolly Norman in Dottyville

Connolly Norman- Hangs in Dottyville

The skivvy- Missing a mirror

Malachi- Has plainlooking servants,

Ursula- I don’t know. Quick look shows that it is a crater on one of Uranus' moons. Of course the little mermaid. Was The Little Mermaid based on an older story?

Ha it was! But this chick was also Poseidon's daughter, Which is greek mythology. Moving on.

    Buck keeps giving him shit about his appearance. Saying something about the Rage of Caliban. I think it was a quote from A Picture of Dorian Grey, I looked it up and it took me to some essay I didn't wanna mess with. I’ve never read A Picture of Dorian Grey, but I have listened to it on audiobook.
    Do you think there’s some difference between reading and listening to a book? I think, for me anyway, there is. Not to say one is better than the other. I think audio books' true strength is immersion. You have a voice that guides you along a path whether you are ready for it or not. As opposed to reading a book, where you are allowed to stop and think about what you’ve just experienced.





A glossary

Kinch- Mulligan calls it a knife-blade, Merriam Webster says it is a Scottish word a noose

(un)tonsure-Tonsured hair means that a bald spot has shaved into it like the monk from Robin Hood

Corpuscles-Something very very small, like cells and such. I think of cookie crumbs

Chrysostomos-This is a bit complicated, well maybe not, It translates to Golden-Mouthed. I think it was just a name they gave to people known for communicating intelligent ideas, or folks that talked a lot.

Dactyls- BUM bum bum, BUM bum bum. MAl-ala-chi MUL-li-gan

Prelate- A church top dog, like a bishop, the pope or l. ron hubbard (I don’t capitalize the names of people I don’t respect

Hellenic- Another word for things that come from old greece

Jejune- Nouns that are simple and boring

Saxon- The “S” in WASP. Back in the day, they were early germans, I’m thinking, like the vikings. But later they started getting busy with Anglos (the “A” in WASP) somewhere in the west (the “W” in WASP). Now i think they are just known as protestants (the “P” in WASP) that have roots in England.

Skivvy-Underwear in America, Turtlenecks in Australia, and House chores in England

Part 1: Drawing - Now *****4

     The cracked looking glass of art,  a symbol of Irish art.  I dunno, I looked it up, but just found J.J. stuff    I don't think I much care for Buck Mulligan,"Buck Mulligan suddenly linked his arm in Stephens's and walked with him around the tower, his razor and mirror clacking in the pocket where he had thrust them"  Kind of a threatening sequence of words in my opinion. 

Ol' Buck Mulligan has told Stephen on two separate occasions, that two separate individuals do not consider him a Gentleman. Haines, the ponderous WASP and "oxy chap" downstairs who stinks of money

Cranly's arm. His arm. Something to do with APOTAAAYM. I don't remember

To ourselves... New Paganism... Omphalos.
    The Omphalos! This a stone that looks kind of like a pineapple. It was found Greece. It was called the navel of the world, The ancient Greeks believed it was the  center of the world.
    I find it kind of tricky to say that the Greeks "believed" it was the center of the world.  I struggled my way through a book called The Birth of Tragedy written by Neitzche that shed some light on how Greeks dealt with the ideas of believing. I won't attempt to explain it. You should read it.

    It appears that some rich kids staying in Clive Kempthropes rooms are being some bratty jerks to a lady trying to make them some clothes.

 It's become evident that Stephen has some qualms with this guy.  Buck knows it too.

    Stephen Dedalus, lets out with it. He reminded Buck Mulligan about when Stephen was hanging at Mulligan's house after him mom died. He went on describing the situation where Bucks mom comes around asking who was in Buck's room. Buck answers his mom by saying   "O, it's only Dedalus, whose mother is beastly dead." 
    OK, a little background, I think I remember this. Stephens mom was dying, and for some reason I can't remember, he wouldn't bend his knee to pray for her, which was her last wish.  
    Anyway, Mo'fuckin' Buck let's him have it!
    Turns out that to Buck, Death ain't no holy thing, his job is working at the "Mater and Richmond" I guess that's a hospital, and he sees folks dying all the time and has to "Cut them them up in tripes in the Dissectingroom".  Then follows it up with basically calling Stephen a hypocrite, for saying shit about about his mom, but Stephen wouldn't even humor his mom to pray with her on her thadeath bed.  
    He explains himself more elegantly than I just did, but I think that's the jist.  

Yeah, I get Bucks point. 

    But then ol' Kinch drops the rebutal bomb on the Buck

-"I am not thinking of the offence to my mother."
-"Of what then" Buck Mulligan asked.
-"Of the offence to me" Stephen answered.

    Of course Buck gets frustrated, calls him impossible and walks away leaving Stephen, who is still looking at the sea.

I found an Alliteration! "Wavewhite wedded words"

New Players-
Seymour- Someone capable of giving a good ragging to Haines.
Clive Kempthorpe-He got a good ragging.
Aubrey-I think A rich kid living in Clive Kempthrope rooms 
Ades Of Magdalen- I think a Seamstress.
A Deaf Gardener- Masked with Matthews Arnold's face. (Mathew Arnold was a English poet, social critic and school inspector who looked kind of like a Werewolf. Born on Christmas Eve 1822, died April 15, 1888)
sir Peter Teazle -  Stephen Deladus' moms doctor. Actually I read that wrong. It was actually the name that Stephen Daladus' mom called her doctor. 
    Come to find out that sir Peter Teazle was a character in a story/plan written by Richard Brinsley Sharidan, Called The School of Scandal,
Chuck Loyola- No idea
The Sassenach- No idea

Glossary

Lancet  Surgical knife or a pointy, arch type of window seen in catholic churches 
Steelpen - I guess a pen made of steel?
Jalap -  A laxative Herb or also another name for pokesalad..... Poke.... Salad... Way down in Louisiana... 
Debagged- Dropping someones pants as a joke or just to be a jerk
Aproned- to be covered with an apron

Places

Lalouette - A place with mute people?
Mater and Richmond - Where Buck Mulligan works, cutting dead people into tripes.




Part 1, Look at the sea - brazen cars. *****5

 I'm backtracking here a bit.

After Buck's and Stephen's words, Buck instructs Stephen to look out at the sea that has been kept to my attention, and says "Look at the sea, what does it care of offences?" 

    The sea, the ocean, any kind of big chunk of water is a big powerful... I dunno, presence. I imagine it can be one of those things that can be shaped to represent just about anything thing you want.  But to me, and I guess how I read this book. It's a kind of like a god, not the necessary a christian god, more like the universe as a whole. In other words, if you took everything in existence, I mean everything, things, sounds, and thoughts and ball it all up, and let it float  around in its own universe. Now while it is floating around, another floating universe ball comes up to it and says hey, "Some jabronie inside your big ball of everything, is talking about some garbage he read, what do you think about that?"  We'll I figure he has less concern about me talking my garbage than I about a single cell that just died and cast away into my dining room universe when I just scratched my elbow.
    But this big everything ball (The Ocean) still provides me with everything I need  to live. But it doesn' even know to care,  it doesn't even have a reason to know, to not even care.

What was I talking about?

Buck say's "I'm inconsequent".  He is.  The ocean (The Big Universe Ball) is going to do what its gunna do with no thought at all. 
 

Stephen ponders while Buck goes down tower stairs. A part of a poem comes to his head. 

And no more turn aside and brood
Upon love's bitter Mystery
For Fergus rules the brazen cars.

This is a Poem by W.B. Yeats

Who will go drive with Fergus now,
And pierce the deep wood's woven shade.
and dance upon the level shore?
Young man, lift up your russet brow,
And lift your tender eyelids, maid,
And brood on hopes and fear no more.

And no more turn aside and brood
Upon love's bitter mystery;
For Fergus rules the brazen cars,
And rules the shadows of the wood,
And the white breast of the dim sea
And all dishevelled wandering stars

Well there you go. Fergus don't give a darn about you, or anything else.  Live your life, don't get all worked up over some dumb shit Ol' Buck said and let Fergus (The Big Ocean Ball of Everything) do it's thing.


Part 1, Woodshadows - Server of a servant *****6

 Oh Shoot!  We have more Fergus action! My dense head. I thought it was just a cool name. I was wrong. I'm pretty sure we are talking about the Irish Folktale Icon Fergus mac Róich. He's a character in series of books called called the Ulster Cycle, which is a big part of Irish/Celtic mythology. He was a king of Ulster before he was bamboozled by a fellow named Conchobar mac Nessa and in turn took up with Nessa's enemy and continued making Irish folklores.

"She heard old Royce sing in the pantomime of Turko the Terrible and laughed with others when he sang:
I am the the boy
That can enjoy
Invisibility
    I am not sure, there's a lot of Ulysses stuff online which I dont care to dig through.  

Stephen keeps looking out at the sea, starts daydreaming about his mom, and the little things. Then things take a turn, we go from third person to first person for a moment. I'm guessing this is Stephens perspective.     "Her glazing eyes, staring our of death , to shake and bend my soul. On me alone. The Ghost candle to light her agony. Ghostly light on the tortured face. Her hoarse loud breath rattling in horror, while all prayed on their knees. Her eyes onme to strike me down. "liliata rutilantium te confessorum turma circumdent: iubilantium te virginum chorus excipiat" (Google translates to 
"confessed to inspire the stars shining around the company, iubilantes Virgin Mary hold") Ghoul! Chewer of corpses!     This memory/dream shakes Stephen up pretty good until he is interrupted by Buck Mulligan calling him down stairs for breakfast and listening to Haines apologizing for waking everyone up the previous night.

    But not before Buck squeezes some money out of him, first a quid, the a guinea, THEN four quid.

I just googled the old british money system, and turned right around. Never again. 

Unless it seems insanely important, I will not spend time trying to figure out that mess. Life is too short.

Stephen goes down stairs singing about coronation day.

    Here's a confusing part. He went downstairs. But we're still with someone at the parapet  holding Bucks shaving bowl. Back to first person.
    "Warm sunshine marrying over the sea. The nickel shavingbowl shone, forgotten on the parapet. Why should I bring it down? Or leave it there all day, Forgotten Friendship?
    He went over to it, held it in his hands awhile, feeling its coolness, smelling the clammy slaver of lather in which the brush was stuck. So I carried the boat of incense then at Clongowes. I am another now and yet the same. A servant too. A server of a servant."

Who the hell is this? I think maybe James Joyce himself, reflecting on his own memories.

wordsputtogether
Is this an Irish thing? a lot of words are joined together. "drawingroom""dissectingroom" "stairhead" "featherfans" "dancecards" "muskperfumed" "shavingbowl". Maybe it was just how they did it back then, I have a copy of Gulliver's Travels where all the nouns are capitalized. I'm assuming that's just a holdover from German.

Glossary

Stairhead - The top of staircase,  Yup, makes sense. Ŝtupokapo por la Esperantoj tie
Spurned - Rejected with contempt. I thought it was something like that.  Just wanted to double        check.
Lightshod - Ohh!! "LightSHOE"d! I read it as "LightSHAWD" - I guess it means being nibble. I don't think Lightshawd means anything.
Dancecard - Seriously, these are cards that ladies would take with them to balls to keep track of the fellows she danced with.
Gaud - A fancy and useless nick-nack
Parapet - a small wall, or a railing around a roof or a balcony. It's what John Cleese stood on when he insulted King Arthur and threw animals at him

Places

Clongowes - a boarding school for boys, The school was founded the Jesuits in 1814, One of five Irish Jesuit schools.

Part 1, In the gloomy - Your reasons, Pray? ****7



We see everyone the living room and Buck Mulligan is wearing a fantastic flowing gown.

Well, Stephen actually has the shaving bowl now. He brought it downstairs...

    Oh I reread it, I guess Buck was the one who went downstairs, leaving Stephen up there. I think I'm having difficulty getting used to the style of this book. There's no quotation marks, all of the dialogue is marked by dashes.

Anyway, Stephen has the shaving bowl.

Smoke is filling the room while Buck is flipping out while making breakfast.

In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti -The sign of the cross in latin
"In the name of the father, the son and the holy spirit."

    Growing up, Dad would always say "... and the holy ghost" and his Act of Contrition was way different than mine, Hell. I don't even remember the words now.

    So Stephen meets his buddies downstairs in the living room. I think Buck was cooking breakfast but smoke was getting everywhere. Unfortunately the over head range hood wouldn't be invented for another 17 years.
    Bucks flipping out, so Stephen opens the front door with the key that he had.

You might say he had Ein Schlüssel zum Schloss. Oh wait. no! I know! He walked downstairs with *clears throat* mit einem Schlüssel und einer Schüssel für das Schloss.

Everyone is sitting at the table talking about Bucks strong tea, Mrs Cahill strong tea and her water pot.


Places

Sandycove is a Dublin Suburb, with a "bathing place" Called the Forty Foot. On further thought, yeah, common sense tells me a bathing place is probably a pool or something... for bathing. Speaking of which, There is a movie that I really enjoy called Nostalgia, It also has a pool which I imagine is also a bathing place. It's a really good movie. Toward the end, all of the water is let out and a guy has to walk while carrying a candle from one end to the other. I promise it's not nearly as boring as it sounds. Well, I can't actually make that call. It may bore you to tears. People, including me, have a bad habit of declaring to other people what is "good" or "boring". What does that mean to other people? We, including me, forget that we don't share the same brain. Well, we don't share the part of the brain that develop certain tastes for things. I don't think we do anyway? Jung say (As far as I understand) we share a "Collective Unconscious" meaning, our basic fundamentals that make us human, like the concept of a mother as a source of protection of food. I that is a really bad explanation. But getting back to tastes, thinking about it. there has to be a staggering amount of reasons why I love crunchy and Lucy loves creamy, and we live in private  wet and round universes where the idea of anything other than not loving the same the same crunchy or creamy doesn't come to us automatically, and it has to be explained to us by other private universes balls.
    Also Sandycove has The Martello Tower, where this whole story has been taking

Martello Tower - Where the first several pages of this books takes place.
 
Glossary

Hearth - A fireplace.
Barbacans- The tower part of a castle, or I guess just a tower.
Kip - A kip is a lot of things, In British terms, it means light sleeping or sleeping somewhere that's not your home. -- I'm thinking however, that in this case it might be referring to tea.
Hew - to chop or cut something
Wheedling - Buttering someone up to do or give something to you.

Characters

Janey Mack
- aka Jay, on of the guys staying at the castle
old mother Grogan -  See Mrs. Cahill
Mrs. Cahill - I think her and Grogan maybe the same person

Other Things

    Jove - Another name for Jupiter, who was the god top dog of the Roman's. If you went east a ways to Greece, they would have called the god Zeus. AND, If you traveled back west to Rome and waited, for I dunno, a few hundred years, A dude named Constantine would show up. He would start off being down with the Roman Gods team until he would  eventually decide to trade up to a sleeker, more efficient, monotheistic god. 10 years later, being the good christian that he was, would make Christianity the official religion of Rome. Forcing some OG shot callers to go underground and come up with some wacky and awesome cults.

    Folk and Fishgods of Dundrum - Ok let's start off with Fishgods, I found something about the Salmon of Knowledge, it's a story about a Fish that ate 9 hazelnuts and fell into the Well of Knowledge, I'm not sure if this has anything to do with Dundrum or not.
    Again I'm talking the big wet universe ball. Is it that much of a stretch, to take the idea of a sea or an ocean, a basically limitless supply of water and re-purpose it to a well? Now we  have another, basically limitless source of water. Giving you what you need to live, but also represents everything. Knowledge of everything. With it you things like know how many pores are in rocks of Stonehenge, You know how the average age of all female casualties of the american civil war and so on.
    Don't forget that my opinions opinions mean anything. They only (maybe) offer a different(or different flavor of) view(s). A lot of smart people have had long complicated arguments about what is real, and as of right now, as far as I know, there aren't any tools that can tell you for sure. If I ate  the salmon of wisdom and gained the power of the granda malseka pilko de la universo, maybe only then would I know for sure that the Universe that I have swallowed would look the same as it would to you if you had eaten it, and if it truly represented the True Universe that no one can really see, or if that True universe even really exists?

    The Weird sisters in the year of the Big Wind - This is pretty interesting. Do you remember W.B Yeats? He wrote the poem about Fergus crusin' senzorge? Well these weird sisters were  his weird sisters, Lily and Lolly Yeats. They lived a life of early 1900s working women and got together and opened printing place called Dun Emer where they printed greeting cards and their brothers poems.
    I'm not sure what makes them weird though.

    The Big Wind - Now the Big Wind. This took place 1/6/1839 - 1/7/1839 or 1839/1/06 - 1839/1/07 for our metric friends. It was a huge windstorm that beat the crap out of Ireland and the UK. Tore up buildings, killed hundreds of people and wrecked 42 ships!!

    Mabinogion- The Mabinogion is a book of the earliest stories of Celtic British literature.
It has eleven different kinds of stories like drama, comedy, fantasy etc. There are also stories of a very different kind of King Arthur and another called the Four Branches of Mabinogi that apparently defies categorization, seems pretty intense.

    Upanishads-It is the last and the most recently written part of Vedas, a series of texts that basically lays out what Hinduism is all about.

Part 1, I fancy - by them that knows *****8

     So, Stephen and Co. are sitting, eating and chit chatting. Buck had just asked if Mother Grogan was in the Mabinogion or the Upanishads. I think Buck was setting Stephen up for some Irish word game or joke, you know,  like they do, coming up with limericks off the top of their heads and that sort of thing.  Stephen comess back with a solid "I fancy it did not exist in or out of the Mabinogion. Mother Grogan was, one imagines, a kinswoman of Mary Ann" Buck is please with Stephen's verbal slam dunk. Then sings to a loaf of bread:

For old Mary Ann 
She doesn't care a damn
But hising up her petticoats....

That's where it stops, but you don't really need to dig to deep to know what the last line is. 

    Ugh... I can't stand it, starting a little jingle but stopping right at the good part.  Just like when evil Christopher Loyd does the ol' shave and a haircut bit. knowing it would draw Roger Rabbit out. No one can resist the urge to belt out that last little line. 

    Anyway. I think all that really happened in that exchange was a declaration that Mother Grogan was better fit to be in the folktales of low brow humor than the scholarly works of highfalutin professors. 

    Enter the milk lady.  I'm not sure I like their attitudes toward her, or more specifically Buck's attitude towards her.

Milk lady: "That's a lovely morning, sir, Glory be to God"
Buck Mulligan: "To whom?" glancing at her "Ah, to be sure!"

We already found out his views on metaphysical things,  I think he was talking down to here.

    Stephen watched this all take place, then there is a pretty awesome paragraph that I want to pick apart.
    "He watched her pour into the measure and thence into the jug rich white milk, not hers. Old shrunken paps. She poured again a measureful and a tilly. Old and secret she had entered from a morning world, maybe a messenger. She praised the goodness of the milk pouring it out.  Crouching by a patient cow at daybreak in the lush field. a witch on her toadstool, her wrinkled fingers quick at the squirting dugs. They lowed about her whom they knew, dewsilky cattle. Silk of the kine and poor old woman, names given in old times a wandering crone, lowly form of an immortal serving her conqueror and her gay betrayer, their common cuckquean, a messenger from the secret morning to serve or to upbraid, whether he could not tell: but scorned to beg her favor"

    We are comparing this, in my opinion, nice old lady to being a witch, even as she gives the boys extra milk. "Old and secret she had entered from a morning world, maybe a messenger" what does this mean? My attention go straight to "a morning world" Which makes me think of Morning Star,  brings me to Lucifer.  Coming from a moderately religious upbringing I heard a lot of names tossed around to be synonymous with the devil, Satan, Lucifer, Beelzebub, Ktp. I wasn't sure how Morning star got in the mix. So I looked it up!  (By the way, I donate to wikipedia and you should to!) .there I said it. 
    Anyway, turns out Lucifer is the Latin word for Morning Star.  It's also a Dungeon & Dragons weapon that deals 1d10 damage.  The Morningstar, not Lucifer.
    
"Old and secret she had entered from a morning world, maybe a messenger" and old and secret messenger from a morning world.  I'm thinking Venus, its called the Morning Star when it appear right before daybreak. It is indeed a world. If you would consider "world" to be the same thing as a "planet".  That's an interesting thought, and Venus would fit nicely with the mythology theme, was Venus a Roman god? Hold on... Ha! She was! We've already had a good serving of Roman gods, and Venus is a nice contrast with the "wandering crone"  picture that we have painted for us.

    Maybe it's slightly more literal, maybe she comes from a morning world. Meaning she wakes up early, before the people she serves.  
    "a witch on her toadstool, her wrinkled finger quick at the squirting dugs. They lowed about her whom they knew... Silk of the kine and poor old woman, names given her in old times. A wondering crone. lowly form of an immortal serving her conqueror ... 

    "lowly form of an immortal",  maybe this woman, partly represents a woman from a newly conquered Ireland, and is now a slave to her new christian masters. Maybe this woman is representing a witch in the more common way as in talking to animals, "The lowed about her whom they knew"
    But who is the gay betrayer? I dunno, I think it has to do with some Irish/British history which I have already spouted off more than I have business too.

    Stephen is still having his inner monologue. He imagines, or maybe she really is treating Buck nicer, because he is studying medicine, and that lines up with the old lady pagan character that Stephen created he calls him her bonesetter, her Medicineman.  While at the same time, is treating Stephen a bit more hostile because he is studying to be a priest.

    By the way, I just saw The Wickerman last night, and I am fully aware of the influence it is having on me right now.

You should watch it though, great movie.

Okay, all of this is fine, but this is throwing me through a loop: 

    "A wandering crone, lowly form.. blah blah blah..., a messenger from the secret morning. To serve or to upbraid, whether he could not tell: But scorned to bed her favour."  

let's reword this to something I can grasp better.

    A old lady with a message, who has been secretly awake since early morning milking her cows. To serve or to find fault in someone, possibly Stephen, either of which he could not figure out: but he refused to try to make her like him.

    I've never figured out what message we are talking about. I don't know, but the words have been rearranged into something that my densa kapo can fumble through, hopefully without ruining the point he was trying to make.
    An old lady, who Stephen views as a pagan has shown up. he assumes she is there to either give them milk, or find something they are doing wrong. Stephen has decided that he will not cower to her, regardless of her intentions.

    Finally, Haines is being an ass and flaunting his Gaelic language at her, just to prove that he is English and knows more about Ireland than the nice old milk lady. 
    Is that fair?  I don't know much about Irish/British history. I know it's awkward, bloody and only squared (maybe?) up pretty recently. It's really important to repeat this: I don't want to presume I know more about a complicated subject than I tout. Just trying to learn and apply my own life's two cents to a new book.

Glossary

Prepuces - The Prepuce is the foreskin of the penis and also the fold of skin around to clitoris.      There is also a thing called the Holy Prepuce. Besides being a kick ass name for a death metal band, it is  also Jesus' foreskin. I guess its floating around somewhere, several churches in Europe claimed to have it at some point in time. Christians are fucking weird. 

    coming back to this. Come to find out in the Wickerman novel, burning foreskins would make it rain, I dunno if this come from some earlier pagan influence or just something made up for the story, in any event, circumcisions have been a thing in several religions over the years, but around here,  it's mostly a Catholic, Jewish or something considered for medical/health thing

Paps - Maybe lady's nipple?  "He watched here pour the measure and thence into the jug rich white milk, not hers. Old shrunken paps." Yeah probably a nipple.

Scorn - To feel contempt for or snub/ignore something.  To refuse to do something because you are too proud. 
    Everyone has heard the cliché: "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" I always assumed that if you wrong a woman, She is liable to cause a ruckus and make the wrong doers life a living hell. Now that I have figured out what scorned means, it has a different flavor to it. Hell hath no furry like a woman who isn't well liked, or Hell hath no fury like a woman who has snubbed or rudely ignored.  I wonder if everyone already knew this.

Thence - From somewhere that has already been mentioned. or "as a consequence"

Tilly - An Irish word for adding a little something at no extra cost. The Cajuns call it  "lagniappe".  Tilly is also a nickname for Matilda, I think it's more popular in Germany.

Dewsilky- I think this might be word that J.J. came up with.  It is used to describe Cattle. I choose to interpret it as "dew silky" as in the dew on the cattle made them appear silky.

Kine - Oh dang, I didn't know this. It's a group of cows  as in "Oh dang, that kine of cattle just robed that bank! This town has really gone down hill ever Jimmy Carter took over."

Cuckquean - It's what you would would figure, the gender opposite of cuckhold, The female spouse of an unfaithful man. In biology, it's also used to refer to a woman who takes care of offspring that isn't hers.

Upbraid - to find fault is some one, to scold them 

Bogswamp -  Well, there's a bog and there's a swamp. You know its a swamp if it has tree growing everywhere. where as you know your in a bog because of the disappointing dirty quality.  I think in this context, its just referring to the overall grossness of where they live.

Consumptive- Having a wasting disease like Tuberculosis, Which I think used to be call Consumption.

Shrive -  an old term for going to confession.

And pissing like man!

Part 1, Grand is no name for it - What did you say that for? *****9

Buck is finishing up his praise of Gaelic to the milk lady,

Haines asked for the bill and buck to "pay up and look pleasant" assuming still in Gaelic. I find it incredibly rude to speak Alilingve in situations like this. I suppose their are some ins-and-outs to it. But in this case they do it just to exclude the milk lady. So far, I cast 100% of my allegiance to the milk lady, maybe this book should ditch these jerks and follow her and her adventures.

Moving on...

    Milk lady squares the tab "Well, it's seven mornings a pint at twopence is seven twos is a shilling and twopence, and one and one is two, sir."
    Generally, I find willful ignorance a sin and a crime, but I still intend to make a hard line exception to raking out the insanity of old English money. I won't do it.

    Buck digs in to pocket, making a show of it, and gives her a floring, Whatever a floring is, it's twopence less than he owes. What a jerk, She doesn't seem to mind though "Time enough, sir, she said, taking the coin. "Time enough. Good morning, sir." and leaves the scene

Buck, being cute, sings to the milk lady as she leaves 
Heart of my heart were it more, 
More would be laid at your feet.

    This quote comes from a poem called The Oblation buy an conflicted named poet name Algernon Charles Swinburne. The poem reads:

Ask nothing more of me, sweet;
    All I can give you I give.
        Heart of my heart, were it more,
More would be laid at your feet—
    Love that should help you to live,
        Song that should spur you to soar.

All things were nothing to give,
    Once to have sense of you more,
        Touch you and taste of you, sweet,
Think you and breathe you and live,
    Swept of your wings as they soar,
        Trodden by chance of your feet.

I that have love and no more
    Give you but love of you, sweet.
        He that hath more, let him give;
He that hath wings, let him soar;
    Mine is the heart at your feet
        Here, that must love you to live.

Poetry is a big bag of biscuits that I hope to one day figure out. That being said, there are a few things that stick out to me right away, Each line is like pattern of steps. Why? I, over the years, hav e learned that the main difference between beginners and experts, the latter chooses to do the things that the former wouldn't have known well enough not to do.  The second thing is its a love poem. Probably a love poem with a sad secret meaning you would need a college degree to figure out. 
    Ohhh!!! Do you want to know a trick? If your are confused by something, and it has a title, look it up! Turns out an Oblation is just a sacrifice. So the narrator giving it up for his god? Maybe the narrator,  is looking at the person he loves as a god? How about this?  There have got to be plenty of love poems out there that promises to give out hearts and stuff for love, but why did J.J,/Buck Mullagan choose this one, with this title? Are we giving this milk lady the status of a god, after we spent the last page calling her a witch? 
    James Joyce is dead and he cant give us the answer. Does he even have the right to give us answer? He gave up ownership when he released it into our big, wet, universe ball, and its now up to us to decide how to read it and what to pick from it.

    Buck mulligan bosses Stephen around, tells him to change clothes and go get some money so they can drink. "Today the bards must drink and junket. Ireland expects that every man this day will do his duty"

    That reminds Haines that he needs to visit the National Library, He say's "Your national library"
    I am beginning to think that Haines is not Irish.

    Buck wants to swim first, and makes a rude remark about only washing once a month. Maybe he was actually telling a fact. Look out though, Stephen comes back with a chilly "All Ireland is washed by the gulfstream"

Buuuuurn..

    Honestly, what does he mean by that? Well first off, have you ever studied up on the Gulf Stream. I always thought, that is to say, within the last 10 minutes, I thought gulf streams were something that oceans did, as in "Holy crap, that ocean just gulf streamed all over my new shoes! Damn, this place has really gone downhill since Jimmy Carter took over"

    So, the Gulf Stream hooks up with his midnight lady, the North Atlantic Drift, and together they start at the Gulf of Mexico, getting it good and hot. After that, they roll around to all of Florida and make their way up the east coast to whereabouts or Newfoundland, (Canada, not Kentucky). That's is where they elope across the Atlantic, and change their names to the North Atlantic Current. You know, for a fresh start.  
    I think, technically by the time this party gets to Ireland, it is already considered The North Atlantic current. but who really cares? It does make western Ireland a bit warmer than the east though. 
    I'm not picking up what makes this such a clever statement from Stephen though, I doesn't matter because it impressed the socks off of Haines though, Same fella going on about panthers and such.
    He tells Kinch that he intends on making a Stephen Dedalus Quotations books, a high honor in my opinion,

Stephen's first thought is whether he would see any money out of it. A little insulting, I guess, kinda depends on the manner in which you say it. You gotta read the room.
    Haines laughs it off, grabs his soft grey cap and leaves,

    Buck read the insult, and begins to give Kinch a few well chosen words as I go to the next page.

Glossary

Stoney  -  "Stoney Broke" British slang for being penniless. Us North Americans, (Canada and US) say "stone broke" but not too often these days. Now we just say we are broke.

Junket - To go on a fancy trip at the public's expense.

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Other things

Algernon Charles Swinburne - He was born on April 5 1837, and died only five days after is birthday 1909.  He was an English Poet, Playwright, novelist and critic. Dude was a rebel,  writing about lesbians, cannibals, sado-masochism, and anti-theism


Part 1, Well - Is it some parodox? ****10

 Stephen defends himself, saying the problem is to get money, either from the milklady or Haines. 
    What's the deal here, is there a grift in the works?

    I like this little line here that Buck says "you come along with your lousy leer and your gloomy jesuit jibes  

Lousy Leer and Jesuit Jibes. Is there a such thing as a two word alliteration?  

Yes there is! 

    I always thought that an alliteration had to be at least 3 words, which, I see now is kind of a dumb rule to have.

    So, yeah, Stephen mentions that he sees little hope from Haines or the milklady. I think there might be a grift in the works, especially after that statement is followed up with Buck Mulligan saying "Damn all else they are good for. Why don't you play them as I do? To hell with them all"  It's looking shady as heck.
    They drop the subject for the time being empties his pockets on the table including the snot rag from earlier.

"Mulligan is stripped of his garments" - This is some catholic business here, a reference to the 10th stop of the stations of the cross. this is when they nailed Jesus up, the Romans stripped him of his clothes and divided them up amongst themselves...  Hell, I'll just copy the quote.

Matthew.  Chapter 27 Verses 33-36:
"And when they came to a place called Golgotha (which means the place of a skull), they offered him wine to drink, mingled with gall, but when he tasted it, he would not drink it. And when they had crucified him, they divided his garments among them by casting lots; then they sat down and kept watch over him there."

Buck's blasphemy game is on point.
Buck throws his junk on the table, including the snot rag from before.

"And putting on his stiff collar and rebellious tie he spoke to them, chiding them, and to his dangling watchchain. His hands plunged and rummaged in his trunk while he called for a clean Handkerchief. God, We'll simply have to dress the character, I want puce gloves and green boots. Contradiction. Do I contradict myself? Very well then, I contradict myself. Mercurial Malachi. A limp black missile flew out of his talking hands." (a black Latin quarter hat)

Haines called the two to come out side.

What is going on with this paragraph? I really wish Mr Joyce would used Quotation marks.  First we are describing Buck's actions: "And putting on his stiff collar and rebellious tie he spoke to them, chiding them, and to his dangling watchchain." Ok got it. He is talking to his possessions on the table.  "His hands plunged and rummaged in his trunk while he called for a clean handkerchief." Super, he is now digging around in his luggage looking for a clean handkerchief.  now it gets strange.
    

    "God,  we'll simply have to dress the character. I want puce gloves and green boots. Contradiction. Do I contradict myself?  Very well then, I contradict myself.  Mercurial Malachi. A limp black missile flew out of his talking hands." 
    Who is saying this? Is it Buck? Talking about himself as a character? If so, I would think that there would be a dash to indicate dialogue. That's how its been so far. Or is it James Joyce talking to me, the reader, telling about how he is developing his character.  What is the contradiction? puce gloves and green boots? 

 
I don't even know what puce gloves are.

Ok, Puce is a dark red color.

I have decided that Buck is the one doing the talking. Seriously though, Quotation marks man!

"Mercurial Malachi" Another alliteration! I love 'em!

    Leaving the tower, Buck:  "And going forth he met Butterly," Maybe, I should have read the bible before diving in to this.  Clever ass Buck as me going through bible websites. Confusing the heck out of Homeland Security I bet.  Anyway this is a play off of the same book of Mathew but rather a previous chapter, when Peter realizes that he was a bad friend, realizing that he did indeed deny knowing Jesus, and rooster crowed and "he went forth and wept bitterly"

We finally are told the name of the tower, I should have been more patient

Buck and Stephen tell Haines they paid the secretary of state for war 12 quid to rent the tower

It was built by Billy Pitt when the french were on the sea, "But ours is the Omphalos"

Remember, The Omphalos is the pineapple bellybutton of the ancient Greeks collective great big wet universal ball.

Haines asks Stephen what he thinks about Hamlet? Buck cant handle that kind of talk sober,  suggests they wait til his drunk first

Strange Dialogue: 

"You couldn't Manage it under three pints, Kinch, could you?
"It has waited so long Stephen said listlessly, it can wait longer."
"Your Pique my curiosity, Hains said amiably. Is it some Paradox?"

I'll tell you what, I am going to wait and let this unfold, Good day, Sir.

Glossery 

Puce  Is   this color  Hex code CC8899

Mercurial -  Someone who is subject to sudden or unpredictable moods.  Also something that contains mercury. I would like to know if there is any kind of connection to the two.

Latin Quarter Hat - Quick google image shows me a mix of plan black hats, something you might see an Amish Man wearing, Floppy lady hats, and Berets. I thinking the black Amish hat in this case.

Ashplant - a walking stick from an ash tree


Other Things

The secretary of state for war - Don't yet know when this story takes place. This book, however, was written in 1920 which would give the honor to a fellow name Winston Churchill, he would later  become a big deal in World War 2

Billy Pitt - William Pitt the Younger, son of William Pitt the Elder, the youngest prime minister Great Britain has ever had.  Born 5/28/1759. Died 1/23/1806.  A British Tory politician, I think the Torys Tories?  They were the conservatives of the UK. Are they still a thing? 

Part 1, Pooh! - Stephen said ****11

 Back tracking a little, forgot about Thomas Aquinas

Haines seems dead set on Stephen's thoughts on Hamlet

Buck, getting to the point, "We have grown out of Wilde and paradoxes. It's quite simple. He proves by algebra that Hamlet's grandson is Shakespeare's Grandfather and that he himself is the ghost of his own father."

"Buck Mulligan slung his towel stolewise around his neck"

Buck is awfully wordy... he directs his attention to Stephen,"O, shade of Kinch the elder, Japhet in search of a father!"

I'm getting the relationship vibe from the 2 of them, Stephen and Buck, as maybe to two house dogs going on a walk. Buck is the annoying poodle that constantly barks and jumps around, while Stephen is the quiet old hound, well mannered and not interested in bothering folks.

While buck is carrying on, Stephen explains that it's a long story, Maybe later.

Haines corrects himself, I guess, not to be misunderstood,"I mean to say... This tower and these cliffs here remind me some Elsnoire . That beetles o'er his base into the sea, isn't it?

Hamlet
Act 1,
Scene 4
Lines 48-53

Buck say's more things and gloomy Stephen is self reflecting again until Buck bust out into a poem.

I'm the queerest young fellow that ever you heard
My mother's a jew, My father's a bird.
With Joseph the joiner, I cannot agree. 
So here's to disciples and Calvary

If anyone thinks that I amn't divine 
He'll get no free drinks when I'm making wine
But have to drink water and wish it were plane
That i make when the wine becomes water again.

Buck stops, does a little whimsical farewell,  and runs toward a place called the forty foot hole. Yells the last part of the poem...

Goodbye, now, goodbye! Write down all I said, 
And tell Tom, Dick, and Harry I rose from the dead.
What's bred in the bone cannot fail me to fly
And Olivet's breezy... Goodbye now, goodbye!

I found this part interesting 

"He capered before them down towards the fortyfoot hole, fluttering his winglike hands, leaping nimbly, Mercury's hat quivering in the fresh wind that bore back to them his brief birdsweet cries."

I'm really loving this whole mess of flying, bird, Mercury, Mercury's hat, Buck's flippant and manic attitude.  Buck telling us, in a sense, and jokingly, that he is Jesus, and showing us that he is the opposite of Christ, he is the roman god Mercury (Which the roman motif has been floating around most the last pages). If I reread it with just his dialogue, I get the thought that Buck is also acting as Christ, and Antichrist. And also more simply, he loves to showboat his blasphemy whenever he finds the chance, Which, you know, I can get behind.

Haines, not sure how to act, gave to ol' fake laugh and asked the about that poem, Stephen say's the name, "The ballad of joking Jesus" and he hears it three times a day

The page finishes off with Haines-" You're not a believer, are you? I mean, a believer in the narrow sense of the word. Creation from nothing and miracles and a personal God"

Stephen- "There's only one sense of the word, it seems to me.

Glossary

Japhet- is another way to spell Japheth. He is one of Noah's three sons, probably his favorite. He has two brothers, Ham and Shem. Considering the world, at that time, was sowing some pretty wild oats, Japhet was as ok guy. One time Ham, found their dad, Noah, passed out naked in front of a cave, making all the uptight housewives guffaw at his business flopping around in the wind.  Ham went to Japheth and Shem, to take care of it 

So the Brothers show up with a blanket to block the neighbors from peaking,  While Ham stood there not helping, probably dying of embarrassment.

Eventually Noah woke, without a thought about his own life choices, decided he was to curse his grandson Canaan, Ham's son.  Yeah, a dick move.

Anyway... I think that business which Canaan caused some drama down the line, But according to early Europeans, old boy Japhet went ahead and started banging out offspring that would become the European people. Good for him.

Stolewise- A Stole is the fancy scarf that priests wear at mass. To hang something stolewise,  means drop a fabric over something where both end of the fabric hang down both sides, parallel to each other.  I think this might be a word that James Joyce made up.

Places-

Muglins (...and a sail tacking by the Muglins) - are a group of rocks on the east shore a Dalkey Island, where the guys currently are. Back in the day, They executed some pirates and displayed there bodies on these rocks

Fortyfoot hole- a local Dublin swimming spot, for men only, until the 70's when the warriors of the Women's Liberation Movement, jumped in and took their fair share.  There is still a guy's club, but in name only, anyone is allowed in it. and the money goes to keeping it in good shape. 

History lessons huh? I bet there was a whole lot of bees in a whole lot of gentlemen's bonnets in regards to the ladies causing trouble at the swimming hole, but wikipedia seems to make it a pretty boring affair. 


Other Things

Elsinore- This is where Hamlet takes place

The ballad of joking Jesus- It was first called "The song or the Cheerful (but slightly Sarcastic) Jesus". Written by J.J.'s friend Oliver St. John Gogarty. in 1904

Thomas Aquinas- A Vatican hot shot, lived in the 1200's, He told everyone that reason was found in God, which ended up being the basis of philosophy called Thomism


Part 1 Haines stopped - in the deep jelly of the water ****12

* I have been given a small lesson on the magnitude of this insane project I started.  It took me a week to comprehend this page.

Well, I have read this page a couple time. It is dense. 

Ok, here we go. 

Haines, had just, I would call it, confronted Stephen and asked about whether he believed in a "personal god". I didn't think much of it at the time, but now I'm not sure I understand what he means by that. 

Google time.  By the way, maybe I should let it go, but I just want to make said here and now. This is not school paper, I'm not interested in citing source and all that. Obviously, the things I say here are coming with my own flavor and viewpoints. So, you know, if it bothers you and you still feel compelled for some insane reason to follow along, I invite you, to go behind me and cite and quote everything you feel I have gotten wrong and, I guess, make your own blog. Either way I wish you the best. 

Google time! A Personal God, this is interesting and never though about this being an aspect of it. Ok, let's split the whole entire world up in to two teams.  Team Theism and Team Atheism, of course there's there's some grey area, and some dude, screaming about agnostic blah blah. You guys just jump in on Team Theism, 

Now, Team Atheism, go over their, and argue about something. I'll hang out with you guys later.

Team Theism, Let's rap.  All of us have an idea of what God is. Some of us look at our dripping wet universe ball, and say, "Ok, If were dead set on having a God, well here it is.  Everything I can and  can not possibly comprehend. I call it God.  Problem solved, let's get some food." 

But, heck, it ain't that easy, especially for folks like me that have been growing up in the Christian game, we have given God a body and a face. They say God, created everybody in his image, just look at Jesus, he was/is literally god/god's son/god in three parts/ etc.

Well, that's what a personal god is. Not like a Booket personal pan, that you don't have to share, But a big beard, big hands type of God person.

I've been tossing Christians around, but actually most religions view their deity as a personal god. In the Koran, he speaks in first person. Hindus have an ultimate nature of god. They have a thing thing called a Vishnu Sahasranama, that says a person of "Vishnu" is both the supreme soul and the supreme god. there is also a thing called a Rudram that says the same thing about Shiva.

Now, Jews have a whole different bag of beans, they don't look at their god as a personal god, but their bible mentions things like the "Hand of God". Jewish folk just call these figures of speech and God is just making his, I dunno, "Everythingness" or "ĉieco" something dumber for humans to understand. 

Stephen and Haines continue to walk

Haines gives Stephen a cigarette

Time is spent talking about lighting a cigarette

Haines does not believe in a personal god.  

Haines: "You don't stand for that, I suppose?"

Stephen comes back "you behold in me, with a grim displeasure, a horrible example of free though.

You behold in me a horrible example of free though, that is tripping me up.

"You behold in me"
You see inside of me.

"A horrible example", Horrible, to me, can mean two things. 
an extremely inadequate example,
or
a terrible and disgusting example

"of free thought"
of free though.

1. Stephen says "you see inside of me an extremely inadequate example of free thought
or
2. Stephen says "You see inside of me a terrible and example of free thought
or
3. Stephen says, "You look at me and come to think that I have insufficent means of coming up with my own personal thoughts and ideas."
or
4. Stephen Says, "You look at me and come to think that my own personal thoughts and ideas, are terrible and disgusting"

I'm going with option 3

"He walked on, waiting to be spoken to, trailing his ashplant by his side, Its ferrule followed lightly on the path, squealing at his heels. My Familiar, after me, calling me, Steeeeeeeeeeeeephen! A wavering line along the path. They will walk on it tonight, coming here in the dark, he wants that key, It is mine. I paid the rent. Now I eat his saltbread. Give him the key too. All. He will ask for it. That was in his eyes.

As they keep walking, Stephen drags his walking stick,  switches to first person, and imagines it as a pet or a "familiar" that speaks to him, Maybe Stephens flirting with a little blashamey himself, Now he is the pagan witch?

The stick is making is dragging a line in the sand as they walk. Later on that night they are going to follow that line back to their tower where Stephen anticipates that Haines will try to take key from him.

"Now I eat his salt bread". In short, He means that he is forced to eat food that he's not accustomed to.  This appears to be a reference to Dante's Divine Comedy. In particular the part of it when he goes to heaven. You see, at some point in time,  Dante, finds himself in heaven, and he runs in to his grandfather from several past generations named Cacciaguida degli Elisei, who fortells his future. dude says, In rhyming Italian-

"Tu lascerai ogne cosa diletta
più caramente; e questo è quello strale
che l'arco de lo essilio pria saetta
Tu proveras sì come sa di sale
lo pane altrui, e come è duro calle
lo scendere e'l salir per l' altrui scale
"

This translates into nonrhyming English,-

 "Thou shalt leave each thing beloved most dearly; this is the frist shaft shot from the bow of exile. Thou shalt prove how salt the savour is of other's bread; how hard the passage , to descend and climb by other's stairs."

So, it seems to me, Stephen thinks that Haines has taken some type of control and now has home field advantage, is forced to eat the food of another land he is not familiar with.

This reminds me of the Dune series, a big, I dunno if I would call it a theme, a big thing about these books, is the dialogue. Characters, would talk to each other, but there would be mountains of subtext coded in to the words that only the ones trained in it would be able to figure out. It made those books so much fun, and it's also a reason, I think, a faithful movie adaptation would be very difficult to make. Man I loved those books.

Stephen and Haines are walking and talking. Haines say's to Stephen, in regards to their views of metaphysics, that he would think Stephen is able to free himself. He is his own master.

Stephen rebukes "I am a servant of two masters, an English and an Italian. Then corrects himself, he is a servant to three masters: The British Empire (English), the holy Roman catholic (Italian) and the third being the Apostolic church (who wants him for odd jobs.)

What is the Apostolic Church? Well, I will tell you. It is a Christian and Pentecostal movement that started in the UK from a movement called the Welsh Revival. It grew like weeds and now it has a solid following in Nigeria. They call it "Apostolic" because of that is the name of roles in their church government, and they want emulate the practices and government of the first century of Christianity.

So everywhere where he goes, he has to lick someones shoes.

But here, we have an answer to the question that has been eating us alive. Where is Haines from?

"I quite understand that, he said calmly. An Irishman must think like that, I daresay. We feel in England that we have treated you rather unfairly, It seems history is to blame." 

that..... mmmmm...  yeah... not a fan of this guy...

Also, he is British.

Settle in. Confusion is up ahead.

"The proud potent titles clanged over Stephen's memory the triumph of their brazen bells: et unam sanctam catholicam et apostolicam ecclesiam: the slow growth and change in rite and dogma like his own rare thoughts, a chemistry of stars.

"The proud potent titles" Titles can mean a lot of things. you know most of them I am sure, but there is another kind that isn't so well known. Titles are also parishes in Rome that are ran by bishops.

it goes on...

Symbol of the apostles in the mass for pope Marcellus, The voices blended, singing alone loud in affirmation: and behind their chant the vigilant angel of the church militant disarmed and menaced her heresiarchs. A horde of heresies fleeing with the mitres awry: Photius and the brood of mocker of whom Mulligan was one, and Arius, Warring his life long upon the consubstantiality of the Son with the Father, and Valentine, Spurning Christ's terrene body, and the subtle African heresiarch Sabellius who held that the Father was Himself His own Son. Words Mulligan had spoken a moment since the mockery of the stranger. Idle mockery.  The void awaits surely all them that weave the wind: a Menace, a disarming and a worsting from those embattled angels of the church, Michael's host, who defend her ever in the hour of conflict with their lances and their shields.

Good grief.

I have absolutely no idea what I have just read.  

Let's break it down. First Haines gives a back handed comment about, the unfortunate relationship between their two lands. At that point, Stephens mind goes to  his memories of hearing mass, specifically remembering the Nicene Creed. Specifically the part that translates to "and one Catholic and Apostolic Church"

1. "Symbol of the apostles in the mass for pope Marcellus, the voices blending, singing alone loud in affirmation:"
    or
A picture of church goers singing an old song written for pope Macellus II

2. (affirmation:) "and behind their chant the vigilant angel of the church militant disarmed and menaced her heresiarchs"
    or
while the people at church are singing the pretty old song, there is an angel, or maybe a statue of an angle, that is watching over her church, and is ready to defeat the leaders of heretics.

3."A horde of Heresies fleeing with mitres awry:
    or
A large group of people who disagree with the catholic church, running away with their fancy hats a barely staying on their heads.
    or
A large group hypocrites, priests and bishops, who lie about being faithful to the catholic church

4. (mitres awry:) Photius and the brood of mockers of whom Mulligan was one,
    or
(mitres awry:) Saint Photios the Great, Buck Mulligan and many others who didn't take their religion seriously.

5. "and Arius warring his life long upon the Consubstantiality of the Son with the Father"
    or
and Arius making it his life's work to to convince everyone that God the Father was more important than God the Son.
    or maybe..
and Aries the god of war (warring), spending his life fighting the idea of a monotheistic god?

Just a thought.

6. "and Valentine, spurning Christ's terrene body,"
    or, this might be a stretch...
And St Valentin rejecting that Jesus was of the world, not spiritual in nature.

7. "and the subtle African heresiarch Sabellius who held that the Father was Himself His own Son.."
    or
and Sabellius, who was probably from North Africa, said that the idea of the trinity was completely bogus.

but it was written by James Joyce, in way to confuse me with his mess of Fathers and Sons.

8. Words Mulligan had spoken a moment since in mockery to the stranger. Idle mockery.
    or
The same kind of words Mulligan had used to subtly insult the milk lady. Subtle Mockery

9. The void awaits surely all them that weave the wind:
    or maybe
Death surely awaits all of those that fabricate stories from thin air.

10. (wind:) a menace, a disarming and worsting from those embattled angels of the church,
    or 
(wind:) a danger, a disarming and a defeat from those angels of the church prepared for war,

11. Michael's host, who defend her ever in the hour of conflict with their lances and shields
    or
Michael's army who will forever defend the church at anytime with there weapons and shields

*The end of this intense paragraph ends with a little twist of a prayer, reminiscent of the ending of the Hail Mary:

"Ever in the hour of conflict"
"and at the hour of death."

Woof, now let us put it all together. Here's the original again: 

The proud potent titles clanged over Stephen's memory the triumph of their brazen bell: et unam sanctam catholicam et apostolicam ecclesiam: the slow growth and change of rite and dogma like his own rare thoughts, a chemistry of stars. Symbol of the apostles in the mass for pope Marcellus, The voices blended, singing alone loud in affirmation: and behind their chant the vigilant angel of the church militant disarmed and menaced her heresiarchs. A horde of heresies fleeing with the mitres awry: Photius and the brood of mockers of whom Mulligan was one, and Arius, warring his life long upon the consubstantiality of the Son with the Father, and Valentine, spurning Christ's terrene body, and the subtle African heresiarch Sabellius who held that the Father was Himself His own Son. Words Mulligan had spoken a moment since the mockery of the stranger. Idle mockery. The void awaits surely all them that weave the wind: a Menace, a disarming and a worsting from those embattled angels of the church, Michael's host, who defend her ever in the hour of conflict with their lances and their shields.

or

A memory of the Roman parishes that were ran by bishops, took over Stephen as a particular quote from the Nicene Creed came to him: " ... and one Catholic and Apostolic Church" and the slow changes that both that prayer and church has made over time just like his own thoughts.  He then remembered masses that consisted of only a choir that sang a song that was once written for Pope Macellus: while the people at church are singing the pretty old song,  there was an angel, maybe a statue of an angel, that was watching over her church, and was ready to defeat the leaders of heretics. A large group of people who disagree with or lie about being faithful to the catholic church, running away with their fancy hats barely staying on their heads, and Arius making it his life's work to to convince everyone that God the Father was more important than the God the Son. And possibly St Valentine rejecting the notion that Jesus was only human and not spiritual in nature. and Sabellius, who was probably from North Africa, said that the idea of the holy trinity was completely bogus.  These were the same kinds of words Mulligan had used to subtly insult the milk lady. Subtle mockery. Death surely awaits all of those that fabricate stories from thin air.  A danger, a disarming and a defeat from those angels of the church prepared for war, Michael's army who will forever defend the church at anytime with their weapons and shields.

Haines continues with his preamble. Makes an awkward comment that I sadly suppose was common place at the time. "I don't want my country fall into the hands of the German Jews either. That's our national problem, I'm afraid, just now."

Abruptly, camera cuts to two men standing on a cliff, speaking to each other. A businessman and a boatman. The business man says "She's making for Bullock harbor". The boatman agrees and says "There's five fathoms out there, It'll be swept up that way when the tide comes in about one. It's nine days today." 

When read I Fathoms, my mind goes to phantoms, which would also be fitting.

I believe they are talking about a man that drowned out there nine days ago,  

They see a sail boat, looking for a his corpse. 

The page ends with us being brought back to Stephen and Haines, meeting Buck Mulligan, and a young man, clung to a rock,  I think he might be dead.


Glossary

Behold- to see and/or observe something, especially something extraordinary

Vigilant - keeping a careful eye for dangerous situations.

Heresiarch - The leader of a Heretical group

Heresy - Saying or believing things that disagree with orthodox religions

Mitre - The fancy hats that bishops and popes wear. Also when you cut the ends of to pieces of wood at 45° degree angles and stick them together.

Awry -  all mixed up, or in this case, out of its normal or correct position, crooked

Consubstantiality - The difference between whether something is literally something or essentially something.

Terrene -  earthy also not being of a metaphysical nature.

Worsting- Old-fashioned term for beating someone on in an argument or fight.

Host - (possibly Heavenly Host) a biblical term for the angels

Fathom - a unit of measurement equal to 6 feet, usually used for measuring depth of water.

Places 

Bullock-  A small fishing village that has been very popular over the ages. Druids built a standing stone circle there. Those stones would then be smashed up to build the Martello Towers.  People think that it was named by the Scandinavians, meaning  "Blue Haven". Later the Irish would name it the Gaelic word for a tidal blow hole that exists there. Later, The Irish king would give the Cistercian monks the land.

Other Things

Nicene Creed. You want to know a sure way to finding catholic school kid in a crowd?  Just say the words "We believe in one God, the Father, the Almighty, Maker of heaven and earth. This will trigger an involuntary reaction, Catholic alums just cant resist finishing that prayer. Most of them don't even know the words, they only know the sounds, or maybe that was just me.

Pope Marcellus Mass is a "masse sine nomine" or a "mass without a name" As far as I understand it.  It is just a song that is sung during a part of the catholic mass. This particular one was one of the first ones ever made. It was composed in honor of Pope Macellus II some where in the 1500s. It sounds nice.

Photius - Photios I of Constantinople, born sometime between 810 and 820 and died February 6, 893. The Eastern Orthodox church calls him Saint Photios the Great. He was viewed as the most important intellectual of his time, "The leading light of the ninth-century renaissance. He caused a little tussle named the Photian Schism, claiming that the Byzantine Emperor, had the right to hire and fire whichever patriarch they wanted without the permission of the Vatican.

Arius was born somewhere between 250 and 256-336. He was a leader of his local christian congregation in Alexandria, Egypt. His opinions were directly opposed to  the Nicene Creed which said that the god was 3 equal parts: the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. Arius said that there were indeed three parts, but they were not equal.  His contribution the holy confusion of Christianity was the claim that the father was more important than the other two.

Saint Valentine - Born in Terni, Italy. The Patron Saint of Epilepsy and the namesake of couples buying junk for each other, and singles drinking in defiance. he was beheaded for not denying Christ.

Sabellius existed around 215.  He was a faith leader and a theologian who did most of his work in Rome. It is fuzzy where his is from, probably from Libya in North Africa. His big offense was throwing away the whole, holy trinity, saying that God was a single and indivisible personal deity.  He claimed that the three parts were just three manifestations of one divine person. This got him excommunicated as a heretic, and his preaching permissions revoked.

Part 1, Is the brother with you - Home also I can not go ****13



    Oop, The young man is not dead after all.  All that talk of drowned man threw a curveball at me.  We find Buck gossiping with a new character.

I think,  maybe, this page might give me a break.

    Kinch and Haines approach Buck and the young man conversing about mutually acquainted names.  First, Bucks brother who is in Westmeath with the Bannons. The young man, who calls Buck by his first name, got a card from Bannon saying he found a sweet young thing whom he calls Photo Girl.  They move on to Seymour, who is back in town.  He "chucked" medicine, decided on the army and was caught spooning with the "Red Carlisle Girl, Lily"
    Names are weird, and so fascinating! A fast and innate way of learning about people.  A name displays a your relationship with someone. It can tell you where someone is from. What religion their family is associated with.  Not to mention what their ancestors occupation was hundreds of years ago. Why do you think there are so many Smiths?

    Throughout this page, It seems to me, there is a lot attention brought to Bucks undressing before he jumps into the stream with the still unnamed young man. 

    "Buck Mulligan sat down to unlace his boots. An elderly man shot up near the spur of rock a blowing red face. He scrambled up by the stones, water glistening on his pate and on its garland of grey hair, water rilling over his chest and paunch and spilling jets out of his black sagging loincloth.

    Buck Mulligan made way for him to scramble past and glancing at Haines and Stephen, Crossed himself piously with his thumbnail at brow, and lips and breast bone"

    I haven't a clue what that old man's problem was, other just being a dusty old fart. Although, I do know a bit about that little thing the old man did, I don't recall the name of it, but Catholics do it before the gospel, that's when the priest reads from the bible. If I remember correctly, you do the sign of the cross with your thumb on your forehead, in front of your brain, which means, "know/learn know the truth." Then, you do the same thing on lips, meaning "speak the truth" and then finally on your chest, over your heart meaning "live the truth".  Funny thing, I don't actually remember there being an actual lesson about that, I think our teacher just told us that in passing. That's the thing with catholic theatrics, they we ring the bells, do the ridiculous standing-sitting-knelling-genuflecting-gymnastics and the purpose isn't widely known, at least it wasn't back in my time. Things maybe different now.

    I just looked it up. I'm... basically right. The Catholic website that Google brought me too, threw a little bit more flavor into it, but whatever.

    Back to the boys conversation, they're still talking about Seymour and redheaded Lily.  Buck asks if "she is up the pool?" I assume that means being pregnant. The young man doesn't know.

    In typical crass locker room talk, maybe in this case a bit more clever, Buck Mulligan "Nodded to himself as he drew off his trousers and stood up, saying tritely: "Redheaded women buck like goats".
    So, this makes me think. First the obvious, it's not a great stretch of mind, to change one four letter word for another, and get new meaning. Second, I'm thinking Buck, might be a little egocentric, He's already proved his wit, and will continue to do so throughout the page. He might have found a fine opportunity, to sneak his name into an insult. I guess that is a bit of a stretch, but like I said, that is where my mind went. Third, redheads are bad tempered is one of the oldest stereotypes I have heard. I'm not sure what my opinion is of it though, aside from I'm quite positive that hair color has no direct effect on a person's temperament.  Now, that isn't to say, you might not grow up mean as dog if you have spent your whole life being picked on for having red hair. 
     I have heard plenty of people verbally declare how much they hate gingers. I'm sure it started as a joke for some, but the last few years have taught me, joke or not, anything you say will be taken a way you did not intent or anticipate. I don't have red hair though.

    Changing subjects now, We're taking a break from God and his hand delivered package of meanings and purposes for a sunny Spaziergang to Nihilism.

"He (Buck) broke off in alarm, feeling his side under his flapping shirt
-My twelfth rib is gone, He cried. I'm the Uebermensh. Toothless Kinch and I the supermen.
He struggled out of his shirt and flung it behind him to where his clothes lay.

More of Buck undressing. 

But here is the fun part.

    First thing's first, the spelling. I'm not sure why it is spell this way, maybe it's an anglicized spelling, or may a small kind of indication of an Irish accent, although as I just typed that, I realized that's not very likely.
    So what is the Ueber/Übermensch? Nietzsche came up with this thing and wrote a  book called Also Sprach Zarathustra which would eventually be translated to Thus Spoke Zarathustra.
 
    Dealing with Translations. One of the first monkey wrenches of going from one language to the next is the idea that one language's"X" = another language's "X".  A whole lot of history and culture go into a word  and its meaning, which can not be necessary explained with a simple word-to-word translation. Perfect example is Übermensch, Über is one of those words, that has a lot of meanings, depending on context, but in this case über translates to something along the likes of over, above, or beyond. However, a very capable translator named Thomas Common, made the unfortunate decision to translate it as "Superman", and yeah, technically, "Super" does fit, but it has a different meaning to us English speakers than it does our German friends. "Super"actually undersells the meaning that Nietzsche had in mind.  And of course, whats the first person that comes to mind when you hear Superman? Anyway, nowadays, its pretty common place to just use the original German term, and I think most people get it. It's the same as when you're talking about Frankenstein, everybody knows you mean "Frankenstein's monster".

    If you're one of those people who feels like they have to correct Frankenstein to Frankenstein's monster, please stop.

    Anyway..Übermensch/Overperson is, I would call it, a state of mind. It contrasts with the idea of world beyond ours like Heaven. His character Zarathustra says that it is the will of the Übermensch, forget about the hope of a reward of heaven, and to give meaning to life on earth. Zarathustra goes on telling his followers to ignore the people that promise fulfillment outside of earth, like heaven and such. He continues to explain that people have a bad habit of ignoring the world they live in because, they are dissatisfied with their lives, and when you're dissatisfied, you imagine another would that promises to fix all the problems you have in your current life. The Übermensch says "To heck with all that jazz, I'm grabbing life by the balls, and living like there's not tomorrow". It gets more involved as you go.
    Of course, unfortunately, you cant bring up most famous old German stuff with out Nazism sticking its ugly nose in. Übermensch has also been associated with some unfortunate things like Euginics, Hitler took Übermensch thing in racial direction and used it as a basis of his master race garbage.

"My twelfth rib is gone, He cried. I'm the Uebermensh. Toothless Kinch and I the supermen."

This grabbed me, I'm the Uebermensh. Toothless Kinch and I the supermen.

I'm the Uebermensh
Toothless Kinch
and I the supermen

I don't know what I'm doing.

    AAAAANyway, I gotta make a confession, I peeked at a website, that has already done all of the hard work, and if it grabs you, you should go to www.joyceproject.com and follow along with that instead. They know what their doing.  But, I'll stay and fumble my way through.

    "My twelfth rib is gone, He cried. I'm the Uebermensh. Toothless Kinch and I the supermen." this was throwing me through a loop, and they explained it pretty well. The missing rib is of course referencing Adam. He had to donate a rib, for a girlfriend. But what connection does that have to Übermensch? Well, if Buck is missing a rib, that would make him Adam, or simply just a dude, a guy who will never live up to his dad's standards. Although. he declares that he is  the Übermensch, the Ideal Person. The one that will succeed in overcoming the Christanity's choke-hold over humanity. Kind of a Bizarro-Jesus if you will.  A teacher that says life on earth is what is living for and not a story of heaven.  So, if I understand it, Buck is being classic buck, slinging blasphemies but also humorously acknowledging that he is still just a dude, wadding through his own big wet ball.

    Stephen the Stoic announces that he is leaving, tells the guys that he is heading out, But not before we continue on with the drama over the key.
    Buck asks for the key, "to keep his chemise flat". This key is in the running for the most compelling character in the book so far.  Stephen gives it to Buck who lays in it on his clothes. (keeping his chemise flat).  Of course Buck squeezes another "twopense"out him.

Twopence= Two pennies

"Stephen threw two pennies on the soft heap."

    Jame Joyce, you little sneak! You just taught me what meaning of a "twopence".  I'll have to be more careful in the future.

Still undressing, By the way...

    "Mulligan erect, with hands joined before him, said solemnly: "He who stealeth from the poor lendeth to the lord. Thus spake Zarathurstra"

    This is a another blasphemous take on the bible, it comes from Proverbs 19:17. "He that hath pity upon the poor lendeth unto the Lord, and that which he hath given, He will repay him again."

    Finally, after a full page of tiny details of his disrobing, "Bucks plump body plunged". Should I read more into this? Is this some type of foreshadowing to a kind of Baptism? I do no know.

    Haines and Stephen, Say their see you laters and Stephen heads back up the path. leaving the scene.

I take that back. Haines says his see you later, but Stephen has nothing to say to him.

    Seemingly out of nowhere: "Horn of a bull, hoof of a horse, smile of a Saxon".  My first thought was this is maybe some kind of Celtic folklore god, with a little bit of British wordplay. Indeed I was mistaken. It's actually a bit more sinister than that. It is actually, a true Irish saying, maybe a variation, but still driving home the same point. "Beware of three things, the horn of a bull, hoof of a horse and the smile of a Saxon.
Meaning: We do not trust Haines, that dodgy Englishman.


    While the Irish Stephen is still in earshot, Mulligan yells: "The Ship, Half twelve". Stay tuned for that.

Stephen makes his way along the upwardcurving path.

Out of nowhere:
"
Liliata rutilantium
Turma Circumdet
Inbuilantium te virginum The priest grey nimbus in a niche whete he dress discreetly. I will not sleep here tonight. Home I also cannot go."

Liliata rutilantium- Inspire the stars shining
Turma Circumdet- Company circumdentur
Iubilantium te virginum - Iubilantes Virgin Mary

I have no idea.

Characters

Young man - An acquaintance of Buck Mulligan, Hangs out in creeks.

Bannon - Found a sweet young thing in Westmeath.

Elderly man - Catholic. Doesn't like swimming with other people. Dusty old fart.

Photo girl - "A sweet young thing" found by Bannon.

Seymour- Used to study medicine but decided to go to the army instead.

Lily - Red Carlisle girl, was spooning with Seymour at the pier, Her father is rotto with money

Glossary

Chucked - British slang for giving up on a job.

Rotto - In Italian, it means broken. In this case, its means bad, drunk, lousy, Irresponsible

Chemise - French for shirt, Lady's undergarments, or a priest's preaching garments

Rilling - Flowing in a small stream.

"Up the poll" - Whole lot of things, in this case, being pregnant.

Circumdentur - Third-person plural present passive subjunctive of Circumdo

Circumdo -"I surround"

Lubilantes -  plural for "shouting for joy"

Places

Westmeath - A county right smack dab in the middle of Ireland.  Originally it was part of the Kingdom of Meath.  Also home of current school teacher, artist and former Miss Ireland,Nuala Holloway